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If you are a self motivated, hard working, willing to be trained as a salesperson,

and want to be wealthy,

this may be the opportunity for you!

State Representatives can earn over $200,000.00 every six months.

$400,000.00 Per Year!

Town Representatives can earn over $100,000.00 every six months.

$200,000.00 Per Year!

We are looking for one, and only one, person in each state,

and one, and only one, person for each town in every state to sell the

Best Damn Advertising!

We will train you, no experience necessary! You do not even have to want to be a salesperson.

We will guide you and your business everyday to be successful.

If you think you can help sell the following advertising to every business that is listed on your town's or state's page,

then contact us below!

(Do it now! We are only looking for one person in each state and town!)

Each Advertising Contract Will Include The Following!

Cost: Only $600.00 for a 6 month contract.

It will be the Best Damn Advertising that you will ever sell!!!

All ads will be displayed for a minimum six months on the Best Damn Web site:

January1st through June 31St and July 1 through December 31St.

Each ad may be displayed before the starting date of each 6 month period at no extra charge to the advertiser!

For each town that we work with we will produce a CD with interesting and important information on that cd about that town.

Even a calendar of events and important town phone numbers!

Each advertiser will have their ads placed on 100 of these CDs per advertiser in their group.

A group will consist of all ads placed with in the area designated for that group, for example:

a Group will include all ads sold for that town.

It is our goal to sell 200 ads per town.

If all 200 ads are sold in a town we will produce 20,000 CDs for that town, with all the ads included for that town on each CD.

These CDs will be distributed in the following manner:

80% will be distributed by the advertisers themselves. The genius of this is that when the Pizza Parlor hands out a Best Damn CD they are also advertising for the cleaners, the attorneys, the body shop, mechanic and so on and so on, and vice versa!

5% will be retained by your local Best Damn Representative to be mailed out as per request from the web site.

15% give to other sources of distribution for example: travel bureaus, Chambers,

and other effective means chosen by the Best Damn Representative with input from advertisers.

Every two months the Best Damn Representative will evaluate the number of CDs distributed to the public, any left over CDs will be redistributed for the most effective advertising results.

Contact Us To Start Your Own Business In Your State!

We will send you all the information about how to have the

only state wide BEST DAMN Business in your state!

We will train you and assist you everyday in every way!

Yes, it will cost you to start your own business, but we will guarantee your success!

Purchase your State's BEST DAMN Business Kit, follow our day by day instructions that anyone can do, and we will guarantee that you will have your kit paid for in less than 30 days!

Put the payment on your credit card, if we do not help you pay it off in 30 days we will refund you the entire amount! Your protection will be that you can ask the credit card company to refund your money!

The kit for each state is $10,000.00 and only one per state will be sold!

1. Your Training CD

2. Your day by day "Sucess Steps" CD

3. Laptop Computor programed for your Best Damn State Business

4. Digital Camera

5. Exculsive right to set up The Best Damn Advertising for your state.

6. All Town Sales Reps will be under your guidence.

7. Commissions will be paid to you on all Town Sales Rep Kits and advertising sold in your state.

8. All neccesary contracts and soft ware to operate your business.

Do not buy your state's kit, unless you are ready to work up to 8 to 10 hours a day,

five to six days a week, for two months, every six months,

and until you can earn up to $400,000.00 a year.

Then you can relax a little!

This is not a work at home, get rich quick, do nothing to get a lot, scheme.

It is not a franchise! Although you will be the only one authorized

by us to sell state wide ads in your state.

You will be responsible for your state's web site, and town sales people for your state!

It will be your business, following our guidelines, in cooperation with the

BEST DAMN company!

Contact Us To Start Your Own Best Damn Business

In Your Town!

We will send you all the information about how to have the

only BEST DAMN Business in your Town!

We will train you and assist you everyday in every way!

Yes, it will cost you to start your own business, but we will guarantee your success!

Purchase your town's BEST DAMN Business Kit, follow our day by day instructions that anyone can do, and we will guarantee that you will have your kit paid for in less than 30 days!

The kit for each town is $3,000.00 and only one per state will be sold!

1. Your Training CD

2. Your day by day "Sucess Steps" CD

3. Laptop Computor programed for your Best Damn State Business

4. Digital Camera

5. Exculsive right to set up The Best Damn Advertising for your town.

6. All Town Sales Reps will be under your guidence.

7. All neccesary contracts and soft ware to operate your business.

Do not buy your state's kit, unless you are ready to work up to 8 to 10 hours a day,

five to six days a week, for two months, every six months,

and until you can earn up to $200,000.00 a year.

Then you can relax a little!

This is not a work at home, get rich quick, do nothing to get a lot, scheme.

It is not a franchise! Although you will be the only one authorized

by us to sell ads in your town.

For each $600.00 sold in your town you will receive $300.00!

You will receive this $300.00 even if we sell the ad through the Best Damn Web Site!

You will be responsible for your town's web site!

It will be your business, following our guidelines, in cooperation with the

BEST DAMN company!